brollision

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

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Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"

by biking_beaver May 23, 2009

Brollum

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

by Quakeulf September 28, 2009

Broller Coaster

n: a roller coaster full of obnoxious bro's that scream excessively even when the ride has come to a full stop.

Ah damn here comes the broller coaster. Hold your ears.

by Smackkin November 25, 2010

brollercoaster

n. A situation in which one was subjected to the asshat antics of a "bro" or bros.

Talking with Mikey was a real brollercoaster.

The Dave Matthews Band concert was a long and shitty brollercoaster ride.

by Al-Mac January 19, 2008

brolli

a defensive instrument implemented by men to ward off falling groups of H2O; also known as an "umbrella"

I could tell it was raining.
Hence I whipped out my brolli and said to hell with those droplets wetting my face!

by It's_Rainin' March 10, 2009

brollie

1. A device for protection from the weather consisting of a collapsible, usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
2. A shortened, more hip name for an umbrella

"it's raining in sheets! make sure to grab your brollie!"

by Skye Winters January 7, 2006

Brolla

The biggest badass on the block

Don't fuck with him he's brolla

by b00k3r November 29, 2010