Alaskan Avalanche

When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow

Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking

by mik297 September 22, 2009

Ayaana

She is soo funny. Makes most people laugh. Kinda clever and intelligent but always has time to make someone happy and jubilant .When not doing stuff she is always bored aff. She cares about her family and friends. Mostly a tom boy. Most the time kind and loving unless you piss her off.

Ayaana is the funniest girl I have ever met in my life.

by fUnNy AfF May 11, 2019

Ayaan

Ayaan is a guy who is very nice, makes you feel good after a very troubled day. He is a person you can depend on if things go wrong. An Ayaan is the perfect guy. He is good at school, incredible at sports and gets the girls .

Girl 1 :Oh my, Ayaan is making me feel weird
Girl 2 : Same me girl.
Girl 1 : Ayaan is the most sexy guy ive ever seen\
Girl 2 : DONT STEAL MA MAN

by Realist savage March 21, 2017

akalank

Someone who takes a joke and ruins it by giving facts.

Oh f***! Did you just Akalank me?

by currymongler May 13, 2018

Ayaan(girl name)

Ayaan is usually a light skinned girl often from a somali descent. Some Ayaan's may be spelt with 2 a's but this one is very special. She is like no other girl you'll ever meet. Trust her and love her for who she really is. She is often intelligent and loving around others. Brown shining eyes, luscious lips, and the prettiest curve on her body...her smile. Who could ask for more?

Boy 1: Who is that girl?
Boy 2: No idea but she looks like an Ayaan(girl name)
Boy 1: Move it she's mine!
Boy 2:Hell no, imma put that ring on her finger before you!

Both rush to her

by crazyassbitchisaid May 30, 2013

Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

Bust down Rollie Avalanch

A Rolex watch covered in Diamonds with an ex that is not as extravagant as your current girlfriend.

Bust down Rollie Avalanch, yeah my old B***h Average, this my first time rappin it, I might go retarded, s**t Bentley coupe, I'm dashin' it Stand on my money, I'm tall as s**t Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid" Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid".

by The Black Plato June 18, 2022