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Awokening 

(n): a ritualistic attack in which 2 or more woke individuals insult and belittle a stranger that they perceive to be insensitive to social justice issues, usually on social media.
Sarah and Courtney took offense when a lady posted that she didn’t care for black leggings, so they initiated an awokening to set her straight dive she was obviously a racist.
Awokening by SameLameAmy June 29, 2021
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Nocturnal Awakenings 

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.
I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening 

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.
Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

Italian awakening 

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.
Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!
Italian awakening by bt February 20, 2003

entangled awakening

awakening, self-awareness, greater states of consciousness due to the interaction with others, and merging as one.
carina chatlani
Everyone has an energy field influenced by the entangled awakening of others.

Pi Awakening 

When an oft-semi-innumerate lay public realize that the number π has so much more to offer in terms of mathematical beauty or metamathematics (or mathematical philosophy), which allows them to experience sporadic aha moments, other than what they had boringly learned about the constant in school.
Going by the increasing number of pop math titles on pi published by math educators of different nationalities in different places, it can be arguably posited that there is presently a post-pandemic pi awakening sweeping the planet, much to the delight of both recreational and amateur mathematicians.
Pi Awakening by Fasters December 14, 2022