awesomist 

someone who's job is to be awesome.

john green; writer, vlogger, awesomist.

awesomist by facilitate my downfall September 28, 2011

awesomistoronious 

something so awesome it's beyond all awesomification

That song is sooooooo awesomistoronious! It's the best song EVER!

awesomistoronious by ekripp21 September 25, 2011

awesomesistastic 

the ultimate in being awesome. nothing greater, or more awesome could ever be above.

jesus christ, beer pong, and doggy style are the most awesomesistastic things god ever created

awesomesistastic by matt "awesomesistastic" bennett December 24, 2006

awesomosity 

The degree to which something is awesome.

"My awesomocity is high."

awesomosity by Kerry March 13, 2004

awesomist cock 

a stupid phrase that one says in the interim of a blowjob then regrets later becuase it's mentioned constantly

omg you have the awesomist cock

awesomist cock by mia hart October 23, 2008

Assmosis 

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

Assmosis by co09 April 19, 2006

Coolular Awesomnistic Amazingnitis (CAA) 

A disease where you are extremely awesome. Even if others around you don't agree that you have it, you may diagnose yourself.

Jenna is so totally Coolular Awesomnistic Amazingnitis (CAA).

My doctor just told me that I have Coolular Awesomnistic Amazingnitis (CAA)!

An amazing and cool person probably has Coolular Awesomnistic Amazingnitis (CAA).

Coolular Awesomnistic Amazingnitis (CAA) by atrevidagirlyprincessjmw March 11, 2010