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Coitus Avoidus

Closely related to the cock-block (cockus-blockus). Occurs when you are trying to solidify a possible sexual encounter, only to be stifled by either the conscious or inadvertant action of a third party. Quite often, the offending third party is a friend who wants to subvert your sexual activity.
I was at a party last week dancing with this really cool girl, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw Steve coming in for the kill. Steve got in between this girl and myself and started telling her I had a girlfriend, even though I don't. He also told her that I was a born-again Christian, and she shouldn't be tempting me with her sex. It was at that moment I realized Steve had served me up a clinical case of coitus avoidus.
by B-1368 August 4, 2011
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aggressive avoidance

The act of not being in the same place as another person (i.e. avoiding, ghosting) in such a ridiculous manner to blatantly demonstrate that the absence is not circumstantial, but a deliberate choice.

Aggressive avoidance involves tactics that often appear to harm the doer more than the receiver. However, the avoider's self-inflicted pain or inconvenience is offset by the thrill he/she gets from blowing the other person off.
Janet: Does your roommate still live here? I haven't seen her in the hallway for the past few weeks and her car isn't here.
Tiffany: Oh, she still lives here. Look at her scaling side of the apartment building to get into her window. Her aggressive avoidance is because she lost a fight with me. Silly bitch.
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avoidant personality disorder cure

The realisation that life is a game and every 2 player game has a winner and a loser only in life there billions of players and more than half are the losers therefore why give a fuck about your appearance, about what people think when the ones who are judging you are fodder of the human race, just a bunch of random faces that don't care about you and neither should you.
People who practise the avoidant personality disorder cure usually develop chronic misanthropy
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avoid like the plague

A phrased used when some one or thing is to be avoided at all cost.
by Hans December 28, 2004
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