A reference to formerly junky "Comfort Food" diner concoctions, now up-graded and regarded as haute cuisine among the Hipster Elite.
"Did you try the grain-fed veal baloney and Icelandic goat cheese 'n' macaroni at The Greez And Spoon? It's SO Avant Lard..."
by longrider700 January 9, 2015
by AnotherDrumMachine January 10, 2016
Cutting edge retard. Similar to avant guard, meaning cutting edge or ahead of its time, yet retarded.
by Jenn Dickey December 17, 2005
The grown-up word for hipster. Anything that dirty, hippie, English-major types use to make regular people feel inadequate and uncultured.
Alternatively, anything that regular/already established in their career people would disregard as shit. A term used to protect those "true artists whose genius is just misunderstood."
Alternatively, anything that regular/already established in their career people would disregard as shit. A term used to protect those "true artists whose genius is just misunderstood."
Dirty, hippie, English-major type: "Have you read my latest poetry book?"
Normal person: "That was poetry? It was just your grocery list repeated in a different order on every page."
Dirty, hippie, English-major type: "Ugh! It's avant garde. You just can't understand true art."
Normal person: "That was poetry? It was just your grocery list repeated in a different order on every page."
Dirty, hippie, English-major type: "Ugh! It's avant garde. You just can't understand true art."
by grrrl2013 December 17, 2012
by CylesSellsDrugs March 5, 2022
by Avant-Kevin May 9, 2010
you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”
“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant
by Alex/Jade/Cam/Nicole/whatever May 10, 2020