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auditor

Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.
I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation
by shawn69 June 25, 2006
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first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people
by Obamagame June 30, 2023
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Auditoure

(verb) The act of walking from one place to another, unnoticed, amidst a passing tour group, a la Assassin's Creed II.
The word is a combination of the words tour, for tour group, and Auditore, for Ezio Auditore
I auditoured my way from Bio to Calc today. Campus tour season is so much fun.

Rob is awful at auditoure-ing. His ridiculous hairstyle always gets him noticed.
by TransPM May 3, 2012
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auditoryhallucinations

"Amy has auditoryhallucinations so sometimes she likes to be left alone but most of the time she needs help to get rid of it"
by that one brunette August 4, 2015
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auditorily

when a sound is so far on the spectrum of good to bad that you need an adverb version of “auditory”
“I was just auditorily assaulted by an ASMR video
by theboxedbug November 10, 2022
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Auditor

A person who shamefully harrases people for no other reason than to be a cunt.

Cunt is a phrase often used to describe an "auditor"
This auditor is a cunt.
by welshj93 January 8, 2023
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Auditors Paradox

A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.
You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.
by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008
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