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Auction House Skank

A person with a female character on the online game World of Warcraft, who strips the character and dances so people will give them money.
Herlyangels such a Auction House Skank she won't stop dancing until some one gives her 1G!
by WillyBgood November 10, 2007
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Chinese Auction

When a group of guys tape a girl's eyes shut and blow their loads on her chest in unison. The one who blows the largest load then has sex with the girl.
Dude, let's invite Tara over and put her up for a Chinese Auction!
by Uncle Barnwell April 28, 2013
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Dutch auction

n. (1) An auction having several of the same item up for bid at once, with a minimum bid. Bidding starts with people offering a fixed price at or above the minimum for a certain number of, or all of, the items available. Highest offered price wins, regardless of how many items were bid on by that bidder, and winners then descend by final offered price.

A feature unique to this style of auction is that, if a lower-bidding participant bid for x items, but due to higher-bidding winners could only buy fewer than x, he has the right to back out and purchase none at all.

(2) a form of auction similar to the above, once but no longer held on eBay, in which the same rules were generally followed, with rules for bid times and final winning prices calculated slightly differently.
They had ten signed NFL footballs up at the stadium that they were dutch auctioning off for charity- one guy got 5, one got 2, and I got 3 and paid the least!
by Lt. Commander Data March 7, 2011
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Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.
A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!
by ebayluva August 21, 2008
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Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018
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Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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auctionitis

describes the inability to avoid auctions and their accompanying behaviors. Auctionitis may be benign, where one may find an item which is necessary is cheapest at auction, or, acute where in combination with shopaholicism the sufferer experiences a painful, penniless, clutter-world where Oprah would be unwelcomed.
Please, extend my credit line so I can bid on that pair of Ferragamo boots, my auctionitis is acting up.
by rankstorn March 4, 2014
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