Attackled

To be overcome by something, somewhere between attacked and tackled, even if not a physical attack, it is beyond your control to overcome.

I was planning on spending my day off in bed doing nothing, until I was attackled by a phone call, and had to go to work.

by The true voice of reason April 9, 2012

Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020

Like Attacked

When somebody on Facebook likes absolutely everything on your profile and finds it funny.

victim: just been Like Attacked again on this :L
attacker: LMFAO BIG STYLE!!!

by BrokenWarrior92 February 1, 2010

attackment

The attachment that comes in on suspicious (often automatically sent to the spam folder) email, it is highly likely to have a malicious virus/trojan/other software/program
Derived from a typo of attachment

Sarah: I had better not click this attackment from "Prince Jabar of Nigeria" offering me 800,000 Euros.
Matt: Yeah, I'm sure it'll infect your computer with something nasty.

by nekohyphenkun July 25, 2010

Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005

Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009