flight attendant

flight crew employed mainly for safety of the aircraft.
but in asia most are employed mainly upon "pleasing personality", which is equivalent to good looks, great physique and a positive aura.
most flight attendants in asia are models, cheerleaders, barely-of-legal age.

her nephew wants to be a flight attendant and travel the world.

by coach johnson October 15, 2008

gas attendant

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.

While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.

by Captain Chimo August 22, 2010

snoop dogg intern/resident/attending

a doctor in scrubs who looks suspicously like snoop dogg, wants to know where his hoes at and wishes people would call him by his real name rodney

snoop dogg intern/resident/attending:"i wish people would call me rodney"

by pills fo life December 29, 2010

attend

Turn up, unless you weren't invited then you swash in

I attended a brew meet, but my mate swashed in...which didn't help because I was trying to chirpse his cousin

by Rucop August 29, 2017

flight attendant

What a cheerleader becomes when forced from the utopian fantasy of school into the real world.

Due to the strict academemic and intellectual prerequesits of working at McDonalds, Bambi decided to become a flight attendant instead.

by The Shreevester October 6, 2003

Fight Attendant

An airlines flight attendant whose sole job is to break up fights between passengers arguing over overhead bin space, reclining seats and knee defenders.

Wow, that flight attendant got promoted to fight attendant when she had to step in between two passengers fighting over a stupid reclining chair.

by BostonBruce September 5, 2014

attend the barbecue

phrase by Machine Gun Kelly
means to get roasted

"did baze get hia back tatt spelt wrong?"
"idk"
"wake him up"
next day
"y'all were trying to wake me up to attend the barbecue in my honor"

by hkfrghdfhsgtnjosergt July 27, 2019