astronaut kid

A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.

"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."

"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"

by Cheytown April 1, 2016

AstronautInTheOcean Phobia

The phobia towards the terrible song ‘Astronaut In The Ocean’ by Tanked Wolf (Masked Wolf).

I suffer from AstronautInTheOcean Phobia. I can not stand that horrible song.

by sarpvibes May 15, 2021

Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.

Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?

by Dbert71 December 23, 2008

The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

by JK-RWTD March 25, 2010

Mourning The Fallen Astronauts

When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.

"Dude, I was about to get it on, but then I started Mourning the Fallen Astronauts."

by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016

Astronaut leg

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015

Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016