Rick Astley

Probably the most legendary meme on the internet.

Rick Astley

by Jman030303 February 14, 2017

Astou

A girl; most likely West African, who is extremely kind. Selfless, caring, and loving. Usually always funny as well as sensitive.

No one understands me like Astou.

by Open Door May 7, 2013

ASTEPF2F

ASTEPF2F is, A STEP FAR TOO FAR, and, that's the feeling many have, who need to escape from being "controlled" by Brussels.

I'm fed up with being bullied by Brussels - more and more people don't want to be taking ASTEPF2F - It's, truly, a Brussels "ultracontrol containment camp!".

by FABARM November 16, 2018

AstroJob

When you do a handstand and a girl gives you a blowjob standing up.

Damn bro, Grace gave me the best AstroJob last night. The headrush when I busted a nut was unreal.

blowjow dick suck head hand astro job

by c.harris October 10, 2015

Rick Astley

Our president

Rick Astley will never do these things to you:
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
And Hurt You

by Master Of Nations September 19, 2020

Astley Paradox

A scenario where you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the Disney Film "Up", meaning that Rick Astley will either have to "Give you up" or "Let you down", therefore creating the Astley Paradox.

Person: "Can I have the Disney Film Up?"
Rick Astley: "Damnit, you just made the Astley Paradox."

by Lewis_Bubba July 6, 2020

Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.

by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013