assrod

one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious

All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.

by the masked poet April 10, 2008

asstodon

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.

Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!

by Mark H May 23, 2004

Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

by bigggslim March 16, 2011

asswoe

a word used in a fit of anger when you forgot the word you were trying to say.

Dont make fun of me you asswoe!; Shut up you asswoe!

by spartain yankees April 25, 2009

asswaddle

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018

Asswad

An insult used as a last resort

Listen here ya fucking asswad!

by Asswads May 27, 2018

Asswole

(Noun; variation of asshole)

A bodybuilder who is loud, obnoxious, and aggressive due to steroid use. An asswole is usually male and their asses tend to be swollen due to steroid injections.

I wanted to use a gym bench but some asswole was using all three of them while shrieking loudly.

by JRMang October 22, 2018