Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

assbag

The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.

Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!

by Chris McK April 12, 2006

Asswash

The toilet water that splashes in and around your ass when your poop lands in the toilet.

Random Guy: "Ohh man, this burrito is gonna be the cause of some major Asswash in a few hours".

Random Girl: "Ewwwww gross!?%$^!!".

by eys cela May 17, 2011

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

assuage

To lessen, to dull, to decrease.

TJ Howard pops pills to assuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny penis.

by Santas_On_A_Rampage March 12, 2005

asswalls

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.

The heat of her asswalls would madden a saint.

by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008