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AssBucket

A term used to describe an ass of a person without using the word cunt, However, you could also use CuntBucket if you really want to offend that feminist at the party. An AssBucket is, really, just a bucket full of ass.
"OMG JENNIFER SLEPT WITH BRAD" " wow what an AssBucket"
by RedDickJoe July 5, 2017
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asscricket

Someone who is always around and no one knows why because no one knows them. This someone doesn't talk ever. This person is a nuisance, like a cricket, because they will not go away.
P: "Who's that?"
J: "I don't know"
P: "She is ALWAYS around! How does no one know who she is?!"
A: "That asscricket is Ashley."
by Business Associate #2 December 14, 2008
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assjacket

No word is safe from the word 'ass.' Examples are asshat, assjacket, asspants, assglasses, assscarf, assassin, asslick, asshole, assimilate, assfuck, asshead, asspacket, associated, assymetrical, and the ever-popular assmaster.
You're such an assjacket!
What an asshat!
ASSHOLE!!!
Those different looking things are assymetrical.
I chose to be an assassin on this RPG.
Wanna assfuck?
by He who likes Bukkake February 2, 2005
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assjacket

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist
1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.
by Loogy June 5, 2011
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Iranian Ass Rocket

This is when you are "plowing" a girl in the ass right after a hot sauce enima.
Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!
by manlyBreasts May 12, 2009
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ass rocket

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
by Thor May 13, 2005
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asspocket

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.
Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.
by beatation February 22, 2011
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