asspickle

as a noun: one who dwells in an anus, hence, is pickled in ass.

as a verb: (to asspickle/ asspickling): sticking things up one's ass.

Just another name I like to call one of my best friends.

Jaycee is a douchetastic asspickle.

by artpsychopedia December 9, 2008

asspilot

One who navigates the anal canal: a sodomist. "Asspilot" likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.

"Is he an asspilot?"
"He's gay, if that's what you're really asking."

by atanarjuat October 20, 2006

Asstity Belt

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.

"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."

by mardonna April 8, 2009

Asspillow

A pillow that has been farted on.

Little Jimmy, get that asspillow out of my face!

by Wienerfacethrowdown August 30, 2009

asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss.
After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses.
Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

by eddy April 7, 2005

assritis

arthritis of the ass (i.e. the tailbone).
quite literally a pain in the ass.

My assritis is acting up from sitting on this hard chair all day.

by txblueyes April 19, 2011

asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003