Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017

afsoon

Afsoons normally have brown curly hair and brown eyes. It is a Persian name. Afsoons are very sweet and kind, but be patient, they can flip out. Afsoons are very good athletes and have bright futures. Not to mention their beauty.

That girl is such an afsoon

by Handle2020 May 8, 2018

assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom

hello assmonk, how are you today?

by dave April 9, 2003

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

assmonger

Synonymous to an ass-hole.

A generally rude, unpleasant person.

My coworkers are all assmongers.

by snabald July 13, 2003

assmonger

One who likes to take or give it up the ass, a lot, I mean like everyday, literally everyday.

Leonardo De Caprio is an assmonger, him and Boy George, they go at it like woah.

by Classik March 20, 2003

Assmonger

A homosexual male who hoards large amounts of man-ass for personal use. Derrogatory term used much like 'bitch'

son of an assmonger!

that janitor's starting to scare me. i think he's an assmonger.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003