Assramistan

A place of haven where Ass Rangers get assterrorized.

I saw your boyfriend getting Assterrorized in Assramistan by Ass Rangers with a schmag in his mouth.

by Assram Yomomma June 3, 2004

assjack

Nom. adj -- a person who is hopelessly stupid, offensive or socially hindered in the sense that their very presence has become a blight upon the fabric of existence. (Vulgation of the English "jack-ass," reportedly when the coiner of the phrase was too intoxicated to correctly say "jack-ass."

That John Ashcroft is such an assjack!

by Lane Haygood November 25, 2002

assram

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition

The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.

by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006

ass jam

In the MMO, Dark Age of Camelot, "ass jamming" describes a situation where two enemy groups are fighting eachother and a third group comes along and joins the battle.

"I dont ass jam unless i see someone out numbered, id never interfere with a 1 on 1"

by Loumy January 16, 2010

assramification

Getting your ass pounded to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Cell mate: hope your ready to face the assramifications of our actions

by truu statement September 25, 2011

Assjjam

Pronounciation: 'Ass jam
1. noun. Fictional name given to Sally Noh during WG winter retreat 2008 that a Mexican pastor pronounced in a Mexican accent.
2. verb. To be owned.
3. verb. To be owned.
4. verb. To have fun (for adults)

Synonym: GG (verb)

David: Water is ready for ramen.
Eunchong: Oh finally.
-runs towards water-
David: Just kidding.
David: You got assjjamed.
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Your mom was assjammed by your dad.

by Jaedong December 28, 2008

assjack

A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

by j foxy August 11, 2010