assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.
She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.
by Russ W. August 19, 2007
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assidental

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.
by jrbump August 31, 2009
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Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 03, 2013
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Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.
My cat suffers from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 28, 2023
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Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked
My cat suffered from naked assiditis.
by Nakeditis August 28, 2023
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Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.
Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!
by Litty titty99 October 20, 2017
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