The act of being overly and excessively an asshole to a specific person or group of people to attempt and benefit themselves. This never normally works for the person(assholeian) because they forget to think about the feelings of the people around them and they end up getting hated by them and hurt their friends in the process.
Person A: "Oh my god, did you just see John V. M. just touch me? And not only is he talking to literally all the girls in our grade, but he's also talking to the girls one to three grades below us."
Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."
Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."
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The process by which a person becomes accustomed to an asshole member of a social group and is then able to look past said asshole's behavior and appreciate him for the color of his personality.
The term was coined in the late 90's by the inhabitants of the (now defunct) Intel Call Center at the Heathrow campus of the Convergys Corporation.
Also known as: Getting to know Kevin 'Ribbs' Chance, a tall German kid from Deland Florida who had a flare for being an asshole in the most exciting of ways.
The term was coined in the late 90's by the inhabitants of the (now defunct) Intel Call Center at the Heathrow campus of the Convergys Corporation.
Also known as: Getting to know Kevin 'Ribbs' Chance, a tall German kid from Deland Florida who had a flare for being an asshole in the most exciting of ways.
Loocious: Damn Kev, you're an asshole
Ralph: Loocious, YOU need to go through De-assholization.
Fury: Yep.
Ralph: Loocious, YOU need to go through De-assholization.
Fury: Yep.
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Get the Fat Assholeanism mug.There is a book titled Assholes. I read almost the whole book in jail after trying to protect a child from abuse, by lacking understanding regarding resultant requirements of a wish I made, which were, of course, arranged by Fate, mostly Lachesis.
In the book, an asshole is defined, and the definition is well written and well written at length, excepting that the definition ignores private fame, lacking a better term in this my partially drunken state, such being satisfaction or happiness attained while being essentially socially alone. Once an individual has acquired satisfaction, which none will EVER relinquish, no matter how small a part of satisfaction or happiness has been acquired, one will NOT be willing to give or trade such away without certainty of near immediate satisfaction reclamation or permanent satisfaction increase a (see Pure Happiness). Those who have philosophically examined Christianity will find Moloch in the previous sentence, but those who are morally and philosophically pure will give no truth to satisfaction/happiness gain for all by sacrifice. Stars, the children of Jesus, burn out, according to science.
So, by the book, an asshole, or assholes, believe he, she or they deserve to be satisfied or happy (having a sense of entitlement) for no reason. Only by proving that loving increases happiness for all, which can only be done by knowing how to love, can one be justly proud. Two hearts are better than one, and threesomes are even better.
In the book, an asshole is defined, and the definition is well written and well written at length, excepting that the definition ignores private fame, lacking a better term in this my partially drunken state, such being satisfaction or happiness attained while being essentially socially alone. Once an individual has acquired satisfaction, which none will EVER relinquish, no matter how small a part of satisfaction or happiness has been acquired, one will NOT be willing to give or trade such away without certainty of near immediate satisfaction reclamation or permanent satisfaction increase a (see Pure Happiness). Those who have philosophically examined Christianity will find Moloch in the previous sentence, but those who are morally and philosophically pure will give no truth to satisfaction/happiness gain for all by sacrifice. Stars, the children of Jesus, burn out, according to science.
So, by the book, an asshole, or assholes, believe he, she or they deserve to be satisfied or happy (having a sense of entitlement) for no reason. Only by proving that loving increases happiness for all, which can only be done by knowing how to love, can one be justly proud. Two hearts are better than one, and threesomes are even better.
Assholishness is the justification that you are good, and should therefore be acknowledged as so. When you feel like saying " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT," yet you find such to be so, you are learning to believe in miracles.
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