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asscropulation

When there is a large amount of really nice asses, like in a club setting. This term could be used in any setting like a school, or something to tell your friends so that they will want to join you at a party...
dude on phone: hey chump, get your butt down to this party, we have major asscropulation happening...
by Stephie-poos February 8, 2006
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Asstrophy

(1) Atrophy of the ass.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.
"Dude! I am totally experiencing asstrophy right now."

"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."
by trippd333 January 31, 2009
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Asscrown

The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.
Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.

Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.
by Lizbeth37 July 27, 2016
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Mashbrown Asserole

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.
What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.
by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016
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Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.
Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!
by Huntergohard February 3, 2013
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Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.
Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.
by OFortVny January 11, 2010
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Asstronaut

Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.
Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.
by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008
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