Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn

Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!

by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022

assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"

Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.

That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!

by Eric February 9, 2004

assflake

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

by 1bigreg December 1, 2011

Assfag

one of the shittiest insults ever made literally an asshole and a faggot both at the same time what else can i say and this word sounds so bad i used to say that back in 2015 i was like 0.1 years old like wtf ok
some kids will probably say it well in fact you probably heard of it because of someone you totally hate or someshit

assfag

by okthankslol August 5, 2016

Assflake

Happens to be an amazing s/o, sooo sweet and nice and cute and funny annnd yeah

Assflake is everything you could ask for in a partner!

by Asshair__huge June 15, 2021