assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008

assbrator

Devices intended to vibrate inside the anal cavity and stimulate the rectal nerves for a relaxing and pleasurable feeling.

"With his partner out for the evening, Matt decided to put the assbrator to some good personal use."

by Orange Ball of Hate April 22, 2010

assbroth

A particularly sloppy fart and/or diarrhoea

Kim needed a shower after a particulaly nasty case of explosive assbroth.

by Natty100 April 9, 2008

assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Ass-Breath

A disease caused by kissing your bosses and governments ass a lot. Has such a terrible smell that some people near those afflicted by it would jump in the ocean to escape the smell. Cured by the use of Ass-Breath Killers.

"Um, Yessir Boss" - A person afflicted with Ass-Breath

by Givl Upi July 11, 2018

assbeat

When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.

Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat

by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019

Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.

That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011