Asshole Assassin

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.

Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like

by Flirty qwerty April 4, 2007

Assasin2110

A true blue friend you can count on to defend you in the midst of nasty rumors. Generally found fishing in w64 Also an amazing vid-maker.

P1: I would kill Krakkadoom
Assasin2110: Not if I have anything to do with it!!!
P2: You wouldn't kill anything but that ant out there...

by Krakky August 6, 2010

Assassins Creed

Assassin's Creed is a video game in development by Ubisoft. First shown as Project Assassin at Microsoft's X05 event, at the E3 2006 trade show, it was officially announced for the PS3, to be released in 2007 using the name Assassin's Creed. Later on, Ubisoft also announced that the game was coming to the PC and Xbox 360. The game is being developed by many of the same people who helped make Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and began production as soon as the latter was completed. The game is highly focused on crowds and parkour, which will be one of the main means of transportation while in towns.

"Have you played Assassins Creed yet?"
"Yeah."
"Wait how? It's not out yet. -_-"
*assassinates the kid who just asked how*

by Tom Joey September 23, 2008

boner assassin

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.

"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004

assassin's creed 3

the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.

reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.

by assassin'screedneedisaymore? June 17, 2012

Self Assassination

1.When one Assassinate's one's self.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.

Guy 1: It tough to hear Jimmy committed suicide.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.

by CoUnMe April 22, 2010

Gaydar assassin

A straight person who wears clothes that make him look gay, often to the frustration of other gay men.

His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.

by Metalbeast May 26, 2010