Assedema

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.

"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"

by MJinMaine July 3, 2009

quarter-assed

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

by shanut August 4, 2008

Skank assed-hoe

A general (slut) of a female , who normally has rather low self esteem / attractivess, whom gives out sexual favoures 2 feel better about themselves.They also collect STD's like pokemon cards.

'' OMFG Donna just gives out hand jobs like a hooker''
''Dont worry about it, shes only a skank assed-hoe ''

Skank assed-hoe 1 '' Hey Sharleena, guess who just caught Herpies ''
Skank assed-hoe 2 '' You BiAtch, i havnt got that 1 yet ''
Passing normal girl '' Filthy dog ''

''Dont go behind the bike sheds, the skank assed-hoes are doing their 'bizzle' .

by Aiden Bsw September 10, 2006

Buttery Assed

This word is used in skateboarding when a trick is pulled off that was very smooth and easy looking. Like it took no try what so ever.

That Tre to lip slide was so buttery assed, You could of been on the phone when you did it.

by J-Paul August 1, 2008

assed

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

by ame_jayy June 24, 2012

assedness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

by janedoe7 December 11, 2009