Dirty Ashkon

It is bassically the same as the dirty sanchez, but instead or making it a mustache, you make it a unibrow... In honor of Ashkon Solimon...

Does she have a dirty ashkon, nevermind, it's just a unibrow.

by George Edward (Totally Fake) January 7, 2009

Ashkenazi

Ashkenazim descend from Italian Jews who migrated to the Rheinland and THAN eventually to Eastern Europe due to oppression , persecution, discrimination against. Ashkenazim are genetically levantines on their male line (Y-DNa) and Mediterranean on their maternal line (mt-DNa) . Ashkenazim cluster and overlap with Sicilians , Tuscans, Calabrese, Sardinians, Apulians, Bergamo, Sardinians, Greeks (Thessaly , Cretans) , Cypriots, Maltese as the female originates from southern Italian, central Italian and Greek woman. Ashkenazim and sephardic cluster closest together as they are BOTH semitic and Mediterranean. Ashkenazim are 100% Mediterranean like sephardic. Ashkenazim are genetically distant from Russians or Germanics .Ashkenazim overlap and cluster both in the Eastern Mediterranean as well as the Western Mediterranean.

Famous Ashkenazim are Gina bellman, Gina gershon, oded fehr, peter falk, Paul Ben Victor, David proval who played richie aprile on the sopranos is in fact a Jew, the guy who played Bobby is half Italian and half Jewish, Sarah Silverman, Zach braff, Ben Stiller, Jeff Goldblum, David Schwimmer, Josh radnor, jermemy stoppelman, Ari arison, Josh Gad, Gal Gadot, Sasha Baron Cohen, Adam Sandler, Jon bernthal, Alan arkin, Richard Benjamin, Maggie siff, Ali McGraw, Ben Shapiro and even the guy who played Hector salamanca on breaking bad is a Jew in real life

by Viktor Zalesak August 3, 2020

Ashkelsee Syndrome

A type of mental illness where the affected thinks that the world is a snow globe and they fantasize about a distant world called Hobacalugi, with a mouse named Charles. The symptoms include: constantly repeating "poor mouse", chronic giggling, they also fear the "evil stereo monster".

Ashkelsee Syndrome, Best Friends, and Insane people

by Kelsooooooooooooow January 27, 2009

Ashkalaboobie

A Genesis battle cry!!! (true believers know what's up)

(someone says something exciting) "ASHKALABOOBIE!!!!!"

by The cinco alexes October 20, 2010

ashkar

name only given to the highest class of people or soon to be the highest class.

your friend is quite the ashkar, its a shame about you though.

by bbb54321 October 7, 2009

ashkaan

a really cool persian kid who is good at soccer and is just an overall cool person and dont forget hes persian

man i wish i was as cool as ashkaan
look at ashkaan, hes so good at soccer

by urmomshomee June 5, 2011

ashkify

(v) To make ashkenazi, to force someone/something to become ashkenazi

The yeshiva movement in Israel.

Stop trying to ashkify me, im perfictally happy being a superior sephardi.

Shabbos is an ashkified pronnouncation of Shabbat

by Doodles613 February 21, 2005