Artificial Red

Methadone. In it's liquid form it is cherry flavored and red in color.

going down to the methadone clinic to get my artificial red.

by sickman... January 25, 2010

Artificial Trending Loop

When it appears that something is a trending topic on a blogging or social website for the sole reason that readers are posting messages asking why the topic is trending. Also when a legitimately trending topic continues to trend even after its topicality is lost because curious latecomers continue to relay it.

Why is Jar Jar Binks trending on Twitter? That movie was back in the late 90s!

Oh, look at all of these tweets asking why Jar Jar Binks is trending. He must be on an artificial trending loop.

by SeamusMac January 9, 2011

artificial intelligence

A form of life which can think, decide, and have "feelings" that was created by another species.

"The latest robotic design is believed to be the first artificial intelligence"

"The 'matrix' is an artificial intelligence"

by Artificial Intelligence July 28, 2004

Artificial Hipster

(n); A person who follows the latest hipster trends no matter how unbearable they prove to be. Just so they could be more hipster than the next guy.

"Does that guy actually like watching Portlandia and listening to The Growlers?"

"No he's just an artificial hipster."

by Skinn Rols September 10, 2014

artificially busy

1. Feeling like you have been extremely busy and you have no time for anything fun any more but never accomplishing anything.

2. A person who says that they cant do anything with you because they are busy but they dont actually have anything to do.

Person 1: "man i have been so busy but i have just watched tv all day"

Person 2: "Oh thats just an artificially busy day"

Or
Person 1: "Hey do you want to go to the movies later?"
Person 2: "No thanks man Ive got stuff to do"
Person 3: "No you dont, youre just artificially busy"
Person 1: "Dude, thats lame!"

by Jessy-ka October 6, 2005

artificially busy

When one puts on the illusion of having legitimate activities to do when in reality they're just trying to avoid you for some unexplicable reason. Uses such excuses as, "I can't talk now, I gotta study for my 5000954543098534 tests" or "Sorry but I can't chill with you anymore today because I have 4343290^7 appointments to go to." Extremely annoying, not very clever and the only person that these people fool are themselves.

Me: *dials number* Hey baby!
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese

by EXPLIZIT October 10, 2005

artificial closeness

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.

"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."

by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022