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Asshole Lane

The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.

It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
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asshole shot

The act of buying a shot for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
She bought the gentleman an asshole shot after cutting in line at the bar
by Skippyzu July 21, 2019
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Destroyed Asshole

When your asshole has been fucked so hard by a massive cock that your asshole is very loose and destroyed now, usually bleeds.
"Last night this young stud fucked me so hard with his huge penis I now have a destroyed asshole
by my testicles are cold July 6, 2017
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Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.
Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!
by lockenload23 July 11, 2016
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A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008
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Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.
"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"
by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017
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asshole coffee

The act of buying a coffee for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
The man cut in line so he bought everyone an asshole coffee
by Skippyzu July 21, 2019
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