by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
Get the assclench mug.Defines someone who is so great even with terrible circumstances, lives in a terrible country or city, probably doesn’t have a job or is broke, but he would still be considered as the best man you can ever meet
by Callmeifyougetlost24 November 11, 2021
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by Chongi July 22, 2004
Get the Arsclan mug.A person who keeps another's ass clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. An ass maid, ass secretary, ass manager, or ass cleaner.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.
Bob Cummings: Yo, Shandra's ass is fine as fuckin hell man, almost as if she got an assclerk or somethin.
Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.
Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.
Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye
Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.
Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.
Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye
by Dick Suckemson September 12, 2010
Get the assclerk mug.A religion that is the revival of the worship of the Greeko-Roman god Asclepius.
He is the son of Apollo and the daughter of Coronis daughter of a king of Thessaly. He is a god of healing and was at first a mortal man. He become such a great healer he could bring the dead back to life. He was killed by Zeus because it interfered with the natural order. But he rose to heaven and now acts as a healer from there.
His worshipers pray to him for health and healing, and his priests practace faith healing.
They also offer free clinics and medical care. They also distribute contraceptives to teens.
He is the son of Apollo and the daughter of Coronis daughter of a king of Thessaly. He is a god of healing and was at first a mortal man. He become such a great healer he could bring the dead back to life. He was killed by Zeus because it interfered with the natural order. But he rose to heaven and now acts as a healer from there.
His worshipers pray to him for health and healing, and his priests practace faith healing.
They also offer free clinics and medical care. They also distribute contraceptives to teens.
by Judge dredd7 August 6, 2011
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