Arrested Development

Adj. Describes a state of socio-psychological growth in which the victim has ceased to progress socially and intellectually.

Quoting every line of the Dukes of Hazzard is a warning sign of Arrested Development.

by DaBunny July 1, 2005

Cardiac Arrest

A very serious medical emergency, where the circulation of the blood stops due to your heart stopping. This lack of oxygen being pumped through vital organs such as the brain through the blood cells results in loss of consciousness.

If left too long to be treated, the person suffering caridac arrest will soon die. Immediate treatment usually results in a recovery. Such treatment includes CPR and Defibrillation.

Symptoms can include fatigue, breathlessness, fainting and a nearly undetectable pulse.

1. The doctor's face looked grim as he turned to the wife of the recently deceased man to break the news that he had died from Cardiac Arrest.

2. After suffering dizzyness, the man collapsed; he was going into Cardiac Arrest.

by YourDadSellsAvon June 16, 2016

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

Arresome

The pirate equivalent of the word 'awesome'.

Blackbeard was noted using this word before he died.

"Do yee have any lemons for me scurvy?"

"Arr I do, hows the scurvy anyway?"

"Not too arresome to be honest."

by Har-Har May 1, 2010

arrested development

The most original TV program in the noughties, HBO dissed it, and Fox fucked with it, denying millions of intelligent viewers and comedy aficionados good programming.

"How funny is that shit! hahahha! No... You don't get it...do you have arrested development syndrome? Is there something wrong with you?"

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

Herniac Arrest

When someone gets hit in the nuts while they are in or going to be in somewhere cold. Then theyre balls and dick suck up inside them. They bleed out every hole in their body (including their fingernails and teeth).Then theyre testicles come out their nipples and their dick pops out their bellybutton.Then they die

Nick got hit in the nuts while he was playing hockey and he went into herniac arrest.

by Me no el speako el mexicano January 26, 2011

Cardiac Arrest

Walking into an AP Class and realizing you didn't study for the test or do an assignment

I went under cardiac arrest today when I remembered about the AP World History test

by ThatOneGingerChick February 5, 2015