Arjen is the definition of a perfect person. He will always support you no matter the circumstance. He is a wonderful and kind friend. Tends to have brown hair and amazing eyes. He is a shoulder to cry on and respects you as long as you don’t betray his trust. There is a good chance you won’t though because of how much you’ve realized you need him in your life. He always seems to know how to put a smile on your face and would never try to make it go away. He may be a bit annoying at times but he knows that and is fine with it. He is very bright being in honors LA and always seems to win game pigeons.
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Get the Arjen mug.An Armond White is somebody who disagrees with you/others/the establishment purely to get attention. Similar to a Devil's Advocate, but instead of advancing an argument, the Armond White just wants to annoy you or feel rebellious.
Named after the movie critic Armond White, who hates films like "Slumdog Millionare" and thinks "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is a, quote, "modern classic."
Can be shortened to just Armond for a more obscure reference.
Named after the movie critic Armond White, who hates films like "Slumdog Millionare" and thinks "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is a, quote, "modern classic."
Can be shortened to just Armond for a more obscure reference.
"Are you kidding me? The Beatles suck! Vanilla Ice is MILES ahead of them. Have you even listened to music before?"
"Fine, Armond White, be that way..."
"Fine, Armond White, be that way..."
by PopCultureReference November 1, 2009
Get the Armond White mug.Arjanit is the most beautiful name ever. You must know Arjanit. He is really really cool and horny. He has a cute smile and is really sexy.
by Anoonymm January 3, 2017
Get the Arjanit mug.Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.
Here's a list of films he hates:
Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)
Compared to movies he "likes":
Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")
So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.
Here's a list of films he hates:
Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)
Compared to movies he "likes":
Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")
So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.
Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?
Armond White is just an idiot.
Armond White is just an idiot.
by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009
Get the Armond White mug.Arionna Is a drop dead girl that is loyal to everyone and she gets all the boys to love her with out even know. She is not very popular but she has her small group that she hang with. She mind her business and don’t mess with corny bitches because she ain’t like that and when she Listen to music she acts like the person that is rapping or singing.She not perfect but close to perfect and did I mention she has a big as but.
by The real admire November 5, 2019
Get the Arionna mug.A film critic who's gotten a name for himself by praising bad movies and panning good movies. In fact, film fans on Rottentomatoes and IMDb have made it a game to place bets on when his negative review will pop up for a good movie, and vice versa
His modus operandi is reviewing films by going off into incoherent rants, patronizing whoever disagrees with him, and making incredibly vague references to "nihilism" to attack films/filmmakers he doesn't like, or their fans.
His modus operandi is reviewing films by going off into incoherent rants, patronizing whoever disagrees with him, and making incredibly vague references to "nihilism" to attack films/filmmakers he doesn't like, or their fans.
"Nolan’s dark sentimentality may seem classical to naive filmwatchers"--Armond White reviewing "Inception", proving he's incapable of writing a review without pettily talking down to people who disagree with him
"White is, as charged, a troll; a smart and knowing one, but a troll"--Roger Ebert, getting it right
"White is, as charged, a troll; a smart and knowing one, but a troll"--Roger Ebert, getting it right
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Get the Armond White mug.a foreign name. people with the name Armond are usually very good looking/sexy, have lots of confidence, tend to be very cocky, and are naturally athletic.
by professor D March 12, 2009
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