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christina aguilera

n. any of a variety of porcelain dolls made in China with built in vibrating vocal chords which only work if you shake the doll.
That blender sounds just like the christina aguilera I got for my birthday.
by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008
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Christina Aguilera

A great singer who has changed with alot of plastic surgery,always rude and starter of fueds ,is the biggest Marilyn Monroe wannabe so much that she copies everything Marilyn every quote,magazine spread,everything Monroe has done ,she needs therapy for her obsession.
by truth26 May 8, 2013
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Christina Aguilera

stupid ass singer that needs to look at herself before dissing other people!
Christina Sucks...she gets dirrrty every second!!
by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005
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Christina Aguilera

the picture of a weak-willed, untalented ass clown.
Feminist woman who has written definition for Christina Aguilera #1:isn't Christina Aguilera a strong-willed woman???
regular person #1: what the hell are you talking about?
Feminist woman #2:yes she is a strong willed latino woman; more power to her
regular person #1: what the shit are you smoking get away from me
by average guy September 4, 2005
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aguileraphobia

Feeling physically sick every time one sees pictures of, hears the "music" of, or even utters the name of Chr***ina Ag***era. (You know who i mean) Often induces cold sweats
I suffer from aguileraphobia
by davey crockett February 10, 2005
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Christina Aguilera

Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
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Christina aguilera

A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
Is that a dead skunk on the road?

No its XTINA!!!!
by Me October 21, 2004
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