suicide attempt

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself

wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

by depressedteen004 March 19, 2019

artemiy

An extremely hot Russian guy that dresses in black and will end up being the next Vladimir Putin. He is a pimp and all the ladies go after him 24-7. He has a PHD ( pretty huge dick). He can also own you in Counter-Strike and in pretty much anything. Some people say Beluga vodka flows through his veins. Tap that ass!

Girl 1: Hey! Did you see that guy Artemiy?

Girl 2: OMG! Ya! Look at the package!

Girl 1: I'm gonna go over there and let him rape me!

Girl 2: Wait for me!

by Taptgat May 20, 2017

A beaver attempt

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.

by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008

Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.

People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

by Mark Twain May 7, 2005

Artemis Fowl

1. A series of books full of wit, intellegence, action and humor. Often dissed by the dim-witted.
2. Artemis Fowl II, the main character of the Artemis Fowl book series. A young boy genius who's chosen career is criminal mastermind. The only human to ever outwit the not-so-mythical race known as the elves. Kidnapped Holly Short, a fairy police officer with the Lower Elements Police Recon (I forget how to spell the full word), or LEPrecon.
3.Artemis Fowl I, the main character's father and rolemodel. Kidnapped by the Russian Mafia.
4. Greek goddess of the hunt. Artemis Fowl was named after her.

1. I am a great fan of the Artemis Fowl books.
2. Artemis Fowl is the most intelligent youth to ever grace the pages of literature.
3. Artemis Fowl turned over a new leaf after Holly and Artemis saved him.

by Darian December 24, 2003

Artemis

Artemis (Diana), daughter of Zeus.

Artemis is the virgin Greek goddess of the chase (hunt) and the moon.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Artem

Artem, a name of a Ukrainian/Russian male. A calm and quiet boy that doesn’t want to get in trouble. Always sends memes into group chats to make him seem funny, always on your side and wants to be funny.

“Artem made a meme about Beanos at lunch”
“Artem didn’t join the Drama during Math class.”

by RandomPersob January 30, 2020