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asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle
Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus
by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015
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asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move
Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning
by cool A October 1, 2019
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asparagust

The smell that wafts back at you while you wee, after eating asparagus.
"I shouldn't have eaten those greens last night Dave! I got got a serious backdraft of asparagust!!"
by dnc1984 February 12, 2014
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asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.
used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.
by m.s. November 24, 2014
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Aparajit

The person that is very kind and generous and also very sexually active.
Its other meaning is "the one who cannot be defeated".
Aparajit was victorious again!
by SneakyBOII February 20, 2021
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Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
by Force434 November 9, 2008
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Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
by ellejaytea November 5, 2010
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