Positive Apples

A brightly optismistic interjection that encourages hope and happiness, while diminishing all that is evil, sour, depressing, inconvenient, and painful about life. This magical interjection usually provokes a smile. It is the verbal antidote to any form of negativity. It is the sugar in the lemonade.

Person 1: Oh no! I didn't get my work done today, just as I never do. On top of that, I have to replace my flat tire and find some way to lie my way out of jury duty. Oh, and my girlfriend just discovered that I've been calling my ex. And yeah, I've got food poisoning too, and I think my appendix just burst.

Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!

by satisficationJDH December 9, 2009

if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a

hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

How you like dem apples

A phrase that basically means "How do you like that" in a way that will piss someone off, usually used by a nerd.

Bill: I win wooot! How you like dem apples?

Jake:.......

by Tysta51 April 23, 2009

apples

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:

How do you like them apples!?

by Balfdor December 11, 2006

How do you like them apples?

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them

Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!

by The Ws Crew January 5, 2009

applesauce boy

Anyone who acts like a retard but is not actually mentally retarded

Ethan is such an applesauce boy.

by PápaSmurf December 15, 2017

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015