appleing

The act of masturbation.

"so I was appleing today when..."

by Ally Outbreak January 4, 2009

Appolina

One of the most random people you will ever meet.

"Today wasn't a really good day, I need to be around random people"
"You need to meet Appolina then"

by Mawma November 30, 2011

appleication

1. A form you submit relating to Cortlands or MacIntoshes.
2. A particular use for said tasty crunchy fruits.

If you are steamin'-mad at someone, then even rotten 'n' squishy tree-fruits can have a useful appleication --- they make awesome "splattery" projectiles to lob at said infuriating individual.

by QuacksO August 30, 2020

applenalia

Apple related items such as Apple Pie, cider or apple sauce.

E. Night and myself bought several different items of Applenalia at the Appleland Orchard

by Furlong April 21, 2005

Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

by Joelad84 October 19, 2016

Applelanche

An applelanche is the avalanche that occurs when a load-bearing apple is removed from a supermarket produce display.

While trying to access the least-bruised Granny Smith the other day, I accidentally started one hell of an "Applelanche."

by Mavis Bodacious September 12, 2010

Applenaut

The term applenaut is derived from the act of smoking marijuana from a pipe made from an apple. Much like astronauts, when you smoke, your objective is to get high. Generally speaking, astronauts also get high when they are in space, hence the term applenaut.

Guy one: "Hey, how are we going to smoke this?"
Guy two: "Oh dude, we are totally going to applenaut this one!"

by Battletoads For Wii June 25, 2010