iA iCompany iThat iThinks iAdding iAn "ii" iTo iEverything iMakes iIt iSeem iCool iAnd iLess iLike iThey're iStealing iYour iMoney iFor iCrap iThat iEveryone iElse iGets iCheaper.
Apple Fan: I got a iPhone 4S it better than you stupid android phone.
Smart Person: I've got a LG Nitro HD which has a bigger screen and didn't require a .5 revision to have a faster cpu and 8MP camera.
Apple Fan: Kill the nonconformist!
Smart Person: Please go away from me.
Apple Fan: All hail the iFührer!
Smart Person: I've got a LG Nitro HD which has a bigger screen and didn't require a .5 revision to have a faster cpu and 8MP camera.
Apple Fan: Kill the nonconformist!
Smart Person: Please go away from me.
Apple Fan: All hail the iFührer!
by Lord Kangaroo May 17, 2012
Get the Apple mug.A manufacturer of computers, peripherials, and software with around a 3% share of the pc market.
Most well-known products include:
imac
ipod
itunes
OS X
final cut pro
ibook
While their operating system's market share may be significantly below that of Microsoft's windows, many still prefer to use Apple's computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work.
Many people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.
Most well-known products include:
imac
ipod
itunes
OS X
final cut pro
ibook
While their operating system's market share may be significantly below that of Microsoft's windows, many still prefer to use Apple's computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work.
Many people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.
1. "Quite frankly, I don't give a shit weather you prefer Apple computers or Windows PCs."
2. "The Apple vs. PC debate is mindless and insubstantial, try both and use whichever you prefer."
2. "The Apple vs. PC debate is mindless and insubstantial, try both and use whichever you prefer."
by I totally rock May 24, 2005
Get the Apple mug.Related Words
by Brittonm April 10, 2008
Get the apple mug.Word used in testing for brain damage.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
by S1lvr April 3, 2012
Get the Apple mug.A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.
That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
by Itsmynametakenbyme February 13, 2013
Get the Apple mug."Hey I got u an apple for ur bday!"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"
"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"
"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"
by BigBLittleD January 2, 2015
Get the Apple mug.by A cool name February 7, 2018
Get the Apple mug.