Apostle

A member of the 12 Apostles.

B - Bartholomew
A - Andrew
P - Peter, Phillip
T - Thomas, Thaddeus
J - James the great, James the less, John, Judas
S - Simon
M - Matthew, Matthias(who later replaced Judas)

John was the only Apostle who didn't die as a martyr.

by xoxolilylovesyouxoxo May 20, 2007

apostrofuck

Sexual intercourse as an interruption of another activity, which is then resumed afterwards.

Gregory was studying for his exams when Christel showed up. After a quick apostrofuck, Gregory got back to work. Christel was sore.

by Forest Friend April 17, 2010

Apostle Force Ones

Any type of sandals worn by males between 18 and 30 which are usually accompanied by a seashell necklace and or a billabong shirt and excessive use of the word "dude"

Look at Skyler over there in his apostle force ones and his seeshell necklace, lets go make fun of him cause hes a loser.

by Mikey Ballz July 22, 2007

Apostate Prophet

Highly underrated ex Muslim YouTuber who exposes Islam firsthand from experience, research and wisdom.

easily the gold standard when one asks for credible sources on why Islam is false and toxic.

Muslims hate him and ignorant people too for exposing the truth. But nobody can STOP AP!!!!

Apostate Prophet is a legend, him and David wood are the PB&J of destroying islam

Apostate prophet is an ex Muslim YouTuber

by FurrealMan?? February 27, 2022

apostro-fail

-n- an incident involving the incorrect usage of an apostrophe. Normally occurs when confusing the possessive and contractual form of "its/it's."

Bond: Making fun of 90s pop culture items has become it's own internet meme.

G$: evidently, so has the apostro-fail

by TJO April 10, 2009

apostrophobia

Fear of the misuse of apostrophes when added to the plural version of a word, especially an acronym.

I have a recurring nightmare that in the future I will be the only person in the world with apostrophobia: everyone spells the plural of PC as PC's.

by baspring June 19, 2009

apostrofag

Anyone who puts an apostrophe (') in front of his name on Facebook. Usually done so that her name appears at the top of everyone else's list on Facebook chat.

Online:
'Liam
'Shelby
Alex
Amanda
Brian
Christine
...

Liam and Shelby are apostrofags.

by a$hsssssssss May 15, 2011