anusol

What you rub on your anoos if you have some sort of anal infection from participating in homosexual intercourse

jeeze! i gotta get me some anusol!

Wow that David Hasselhoff sure convinced me to buy that anusol product he is a great american ambassdor

by MrJangles August 4, 2008

anusjob

an alternative to a blowjob where the giver sucks and licks on the receiver's anus

"Man, I just had the best anusjob of my life."

by JAck of the Anus August 27, 2011

anusboy

when a child picks is anal cavity, farts, smells his fingers then repeats this activity for no longer then 12 seconds per day

tommy is an anusboy

by John February 25, 2004

Abusion

The misuse of a Bove

AB-Ouch, that's abusion, you lowly commoner

DS-Sorry Melord

by Commoner DS July 3, 2005

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

ALusion

Similar to illusion an ALusion is telling a lie so many times that you actually convince yourself that what you're saying it true.

Me and the boys were going to drive my Chevy to Jimmy's Levy for Memorial Day weekend but were under the ALusion that his Dad was going to be staying there instead.

by PTL May 30, 2006

anusmonkey

1. a monkey typical of the ay-noos regions of chile
2. a monkey that resides on one's anus.
3. a person you would wish cancer upon.

1* "ola...please to be viweing the anusmonkey in exhibit b on your left senor"

2* "man i got some serious anusmonkeys goin on down there after i slept with that skank."

3* "man frederick is such a blatant anusmonkey...lets go spit on his mom."

by pirate-core November 2, 2003