antisocial distancing

The misanthrope's currently-plausible excuse.

"We can't be too careful, can we?", he said, avoiding his friend's extended elbow and backing away. While everyone was doing it, he'd always done it, his antisocial distancing now conveniently disguised as responsible social distancing.

by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020

Antisocial band

When you are unable to share a headphone with your friend because a band produces their music with complex stereo harmonies and effects, and one requires both headphones for the music to make sense.

i.e. there are guitars on one side and vocals on the other, so taking one headphone would mean hearing just drums and a guy singing

"Dude can i listen to your iPod too?" *Sigh* "I guess... but they are an antisocial band, you need both headphones. here take the whole thing, it won't be the same if you don't"

Hot girl walks up: "heeeey lets listen to music together!! <3" you: "i cant sorry it wouldnt make sense to you..." her: ? "ok whatever ill go hook up with tom, he has some lil wayne, not your weird two side shit"

by fattusb February 27, 2010

antisocial meal

food which have "antisocial" properties such as: garlic and onion.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.

He tried to hit on me after he had big antisocial meal! I could smell his breath mile away.

- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had just finished his antisocial meal.

by FREE Spirit forever January 12, 2010

antisocial potato

The name of which a person who thinks they are ugly and antisocial use for themselves

"Ugh whatever I'll just sit here and be an antisocial potato😕"

by Antisocial_potato_77 December 27, 2016

Antisocial Personality Disorder

Otherwise known as AsPD or more commonly, Sociopathy. Sociopaths, on contrary to common belief, are, in most cases, not criminals or murderers. Only severe sociopathy may result in crime. Sociopaths are people who disregard or violate rules of society, lacks guilt and empathy, and despite being impulsive, they are probably intelligent and charismatic.

One of my close friends has Antisocial Personality Disorder. She excels in Maths and psychology, though she constantly gets into hot water by her impulse. She values ratiocination and logical reasoning but do not understand how others feel.

by SkiPenguin May 15, 2014

Antisocial Black

The colour your name appears in on Facebook if you have set your privacy options to prevent anyone other than your friends from being able to make contact with you in any way. If you are listed in Antisocial Black no one can send you a message, friend request or anything else.

Sarah: "I spotted Janet on Facebook the other day, I really want to get in touch with her."
Helen: "Send her friend request then!"
Sarah: "I can't - she's antisocial black."

by DaisyBelle July 18, 2009

antisocial networking

The Liberal media censoring web blogs so that only their
socialist agenda is presented. Democrats feeble attempt to brainwash the populous into their twisted way of thinking.

AOL is part of the current the present administrations antisocial networking.

by NCKnobster June 15, 2011