North Andover

A town full of little rich kids constantly competing to who has the worst life. They tend to live off attention and immaturity.

The typical North Andover conversation: "Oh my god she said this about her and she saw him doing this and I swear she said that he told his aunt that he did this."

by -The rest of the world February 22, 2011

North Andover

First off, the person who wrote the other definition is just a big fatass girl that labels people. And you didn't even discribe the town, you discribed the people in it and you're a hipocrite because you said you hated when the girls drank but you do to. And the boys don't like you because you're a fat pizza faced druggie.

Here is what North Andover is like in the eyes of someone who has a chance in life. North Andover is a great town to live in. Yes there are some people that do drugs and other things, but thats not the point, past all that North Andover is a great town with great people. Just getting along is just one thing you need to do.

One more time, don't read the other definition because that person has an I.Q. of -40

"Hey have you heard about North Andover?"

"Yea it's a great town to live in!"

by Thatkidfromthistown August 24, 2009

Andover

Well, after living in this town for the past 11 years, I must say it is kind of exciting, thats of course when your younger. This town starts to become suck ass boring! The phrase "Let's go Uptown" is a fucked up one. Here in Andover, kids will think they are cool going "Uptown" when actually its boring as fuck! Guys waste 4 hours of their afternoon by trying to impress girls that huddle around thinking nothing but themselves. Most girls in this town wear that Hollister Abercombie shit that is overpriced and not worth wearing. Guys think they have to wear skater clothes to keep up with the times! FUCK THE TIMES nobody in this town I mean nobody is their own person, its sick. There are more banks then you can even picture in ur head, theres banks left and right, its annoying... You have a Starbucks, Dunkins, Mcdonalds, and all of that crap. All the shit that gets you fat. Kids Here have more money than Jesus can stuff in his own pocket. The merchants here don't care if there's to many kids, they make booming busniess! People walk around with five 20's in their pockets thinking they got "Money in the bank." Man, society in this town is gay. Girls in this town dress very slutty but then again. THEY ALL PROUDS!! A kiss on the cheek will be for discussion for months! It's like damnnn where is this town headed!! Where are the people headed! Now to the boys, they all think they are ghetto or skater. It's pathetic! They waist hours of their lifes for prouds that give no action or not even a relationship. They all take it to seriously... Now they are normal kids that are their own person and I repect that. Well thats pretty much it, that Andover MA for you!

A summary of the town Andover and how boring it is and a waist of time!

by Giani Ferrio December 11, 2008

North Andover

Why are people hatin' on North Andover for getting fucked up every weekend? I love getting fucked up every weekend.

Hey bro , what you doing this weekend?

Headin' to North Andover to get fucked up!

by Titalus November 3, 2010

andover high

A public high school in MA which contains multitudes of students with far too much time on their hands. Nearly every single one of these Andover High students applied ot the prestigious prep school Phillips Academy-which is ust up the road- but did not get in. These students lack any talent or ability, and then spend their Saturday nights driving up and down Main Street taunting Phillips Academy students because they are jealous and bored. A favorite means of harassment for Andover High students is to open their windows and either throw something (i.e. pumpkins, eggs) or scream. The favorite taunt is, "catboner". Catboner remains undefined and no one (including the Andover High students knows what it means).

Person A: Wow, did you hear that Andover High student just yell 'catboner' out the window?

Person B: I sure did. Those kids and there meaningless taunts are exact proof of our wasted tax money.

Person A: I know, if only they had been smart or interesting enough to go to Phillips Academy...

by Amanda1234124 July 12, 2007

andover

A terrible town in Massachusetts. Everyone who lives here is either a retard stuck up snob or a piece of shit white trash. Everyone is loaded with money, but complain because they don't think they have enough. The girls are all bitchy sluts, who wear A & F and Hollister. They get drunk and sleep with all the dumbass jocks who can't get enough of themselves. Also, the town is FILLED with drugs. Every corner of the town and schools has a drug deal going on. The education system sucks as well. The textbooks and the schools are old and shitty. Everything about this town is absoulty terrible. Which is weird, because every town surrounding Andover/Essex County kicks ass.

Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go to Andover!
Guy 2: Screw that! Andover sucks! Lets go to Methuen.

by Giggity2000 August 20, 2009

Andover

A sweet town with untrue bull shit steriotypes. It is a town full of amazing creative kids with no crime and friendly people. Just because Phillips Accademy is located in Andover doesnt mean that everyone is rich. we have 2 huge appartment complexes and really safe neigborhoods. we also have a state forest where people hike, skate, and chill. down town is the best!! and the school system is AMAZING!!!! the lead singer of boyz like girls grew up here as well as Jay Leno! i have been around the world, i have been to 6 continents and the people in andover are the nicest people i have ever met!!!!

Wow andover is the best town in the world.

by ANDOVERROCKSLIFESOCHILLOUT February 22, 2011