Anchoring the boat

pumpin a chicks ass cheeks (not stickin it in) and having your ball sac anchor on and off her pussy.

i was anchoring the boat on that bitch last night.

by Brian connor July 23, 2007

Anchorage Dump

To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.

Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.

by Team Anchorage August 28, 2010

anchovies

“Anchovies’ is a euphemism for “normies”, aka people who have little on their mind but consuming, spawning, and the American way. The term originated from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Anchovies are good little cogs in the wheel, working the daily grind as expected and engaging in societally approved recreation in their off time: watching sports/ playing Fantasy Football, going to the gym, shopping for loafers, and building their normal lives. They all want to take vacations at Disney World Resort.

Anchovies have no real idea of what is actually going on in the world, nor bother to care. Typically they are not engaged in local issues as well. They easily trust that corporations genuinely have their best interests at heart over profit. They never critically examine the system they were spawned in.

Anchovies feel fear towards ideas and art that challenge their way of life. They also fear things that would put the burden on them to act for an ethical cause, unless it is something mundane like enforcing an HOA, which fills them with a great sense of drunken power.

Things that anchovies love attributing to their identities: Supporting the police/military, Marvel movies/Disney/ Star Wars, sports teams, their model of car, their dogs, etc.

oh no, it’s 3pm on a Saturday and the brew pub is filling up with anchovies and their spawn

i hate going to malls and shopping outlets; it’s nothing but anchovies there

those anchovies keep looking at me like I’m going to stab them; I’m just wearing my favorite pentagram hoodie.

by crunchmeister April 20, 2019

Rusty Anchovies

A Rusty Anchovy is when you grab an anchovy out of the fridge and cover it with tabaco sauce. You then insert the anchovy into the rectum and slowly pull it out. The flexibility and slimeyness of the anchovy, as well as the cool feel of the anchovy while being warm from the hot sauce cause and unusual, but not unpleasant feeling.

Parton: i was wondering what the chef special was today?
Waiter: The chef special is always rusty anchovies with a side of fries.

by the saucey chef February 22, 2011

anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Anchorage

An awesome city, as well as the largest in the state of Alaska. This is the northernmost metropolis in the United States. In addition, it is one of the most conservative big cities in the Nation. This city was also one of the places where Dave Attel filmed the popular Comedy Central show: Insomniac.

Anchorage actually has a temporary time period every year where it is full daylight during nighttime hours.

by I'm Not A Lib March 29, 2005

authoritea

1. Tea for anyone who believes that violence can be used to solve complex {social} issues.
2. Tea for authoritative leaders or parents.
3. Tea for an author.

person one: would you like some authoritea?
person two: no thanks, I like green tea better, and I dont subscribe to that ideology...

...and my writing is horrible.

by cyberphunkisms January 6, 2010