Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

Anaconda Brothers

A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.

And how are you two friends?

Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.

by Conrad 31rd1e July 4, 2017

asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013

analog clock

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

by luke 666 September 30, 2011

Anatol

A very smart person that is a boy. Has sensitive feeling but keeps it inside and does not let it out. Can change the world and become really wealthy. He usually can act weird and have adhd but on the inside he is really nice, compassionate, and smart. You can only unlock the inside of him if you get really close to him. He is basically the guy virsion of sasha.

Anatol!!! Stop looking at the ceiling!

by WHY69 April 19, 2018

anatoli

A nice lad, someone who can really brighten your day. Often argumentative and a little stubborn but it'll get him far in life. He is destined to live an interesting life full of surprises. The ladies love him but he holds no interest in such things. If you are not lego he probably won't play with you.

Hey that guy is really nice, he's a real Anatoli

by Thdhsicnsjxockcmskskcoemwm November 13, 2016

anarose

The most beautiful girl and has such an amazing girl her personality is amazing and her booty is nice asf and she's such a cutie and she can be annoying at times but overall is a cool nice girl and she is very entertaining and funny plus she's very energetic but can't sing but that's no biggie

Girl:Omg that's such an Anarose

Guy: I know right 😂

by Jeff1111 February 14, 2017