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complex analysis

The course that an undergraduate mathematics and/or physics major must take at some point in their four year degree program. The purpose of this course is to cognitively bitch slap the shit out of the young and aspiring mathematician until he collapses into a deep, comatose like depression. At this point, the young mathematician begins to question concepts like the number zero, and its relationship to the amount of love received by his/her parents, the amount of attention received from the opposite sex, the amount of intelligence which resides within the capacities of their own mind, etc. Some classical analogues of this course are as follows: "getting stiff armed by Gerome Bettis while receiving a left hook from Tyson; having a homeless person give you his change, because he felt you needed it more; getting dunked on by a kid in a wheelchair; childbirth; Learning that your mother gave birth to you while taking a dump; catching a line drive down center field with your face; running through a gauntlet of ninjas, all of whom can round-house kick sand into glass." and last but not least, "its like taking 100 tabs of ecstasy while journeying to the center of existence"
Steve--"Hey Dave, how do you think you did on that Complex Analysis test?", Dave--"Dude, i got raped.", Steve-- "indeed, was it everything you had hoped for?" , Dave-- "yeah man, and more."
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Analysis

Analysis comes from anal (of the ass) and the ysis part correlates to kidney dialysis, in which bad stuff is removed from the body. So "analysis" would pretty much mean "talking out of one's ass."
You can't spell analysis without anal
by dildo777 July 26, 2019
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phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore
She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call
by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009
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analothist

"God, Robert is such a analothist."
by Nigger_hater February 1, 2014
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Analsis

1. A misspelling of the word Analysis (mostly attributed to a defect "y"-key or just general incompetence of the writer)

2. Conducting anal sex with a female sibling
"I did a scientific analsis with her yesterday"

"I thought your sister didn't like anal?"
by TheCG June 10, 2022
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analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.
I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.
by J-Hoax June 14, 2010
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Meowspeak Analysis

This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.
I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.
by Birdie Birdiekins October 15, 2019
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