anniversary

for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.

for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.

I gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. Weird.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

Tom Holland Dick pic anniversary

November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram

Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?

Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY

by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022

One Week Anniversary

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.

Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.

by MoonShark July 21, 2016

Anniversary

A yearly occuring date that is very special to a couple. The time of year to show your effection and love to your devoted partner.

Guy: Happy anniversary Shanleigh Sevenster. Girl: Naaaww , I love you babes.

by Someonethatthinksyouarespecial June 17, 2014

Antiversary

What would have been an anniversary but is not due to a divorce or getting laid off.

Today is my 25th Antiversary.

by meloruff December 10, 2010

silver anniversary

The 25th anniversary of something. It is called the silver anniversary because the traditional anniversary gift for a marriage lasting 25 years is silver.

My aunt and uncle has been married for 25 years. They recently celebrated their silver anniversary.

by some punk kid September 6, 2005

Antiversary

(n.) The calendar day corresponding to a day in the past when something irretrievably shitty occurred.

Tomorrow is the antiversary of my hound dog's death, and I'd rather drink liquid lye than go to work.

by Toll Carom April 8, 2017