tea amnesia 

When you make yourself a cup of tea, and in leaving it to stew, forget about it, only to discover it, lukewarm, half an hour later, completely undrinkable

I was looking forward to that cuppa all day, but now my tea amnesia has robbed me of it

tea amnesia by teamon October 2, 2011

Amnesia Dark Descent 

A Independent video game made to make you shit yourself. Instead of using cheap scare tactics and gore, it rapes your mind with psychological torture. I mean this game game Made Chuck Norris shoot out liquid shit and flood the world for 40 days and 40 nights! I started crying before I even got a chance to see the first enemy! And best of all: Its affordable!

".... Somebody wet my pants....." - Me after playing the first level of Amnesia Dark Descent

Amnesia Dark Descent by Angry Otaku October 15, 2010

amnesiac

Yet another incredibly fucking awesome album by Radiohead. Released in 2000, this album was slightly more rock driven than Kid A, but still had some eccentric yet amazing, techno-electronica-experimental songs.

Amnesiac fucking kicks ass.

amnesiac by Radioheadfan September 28, 2003

cock amnesia

When a female has performed oral sex on a male and does not remember the experience. Even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. Must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Dick and Jane were in a long term relationship. But one day Jane went over to John's house and gave him head. John told Dick, and Dick confronted Jane. Jane refused to believe or admit that she gave John oral. Jane has been diagnosed with Cock Amnesia.

cock amnesia by Pace' September 14, 2006

amnesiac

a very very good album

hmm.
I've had a shit day, I think I'll go listen to Amnesiac.

amnesiac by arsia September 5, 2003

Fecal amnesia 

A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.

My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.

Fecal amnesia by Larry56 April 7, 2013

snapchat amnesia 

When you snapchat someone using a caption and it takes them so long to respond that you forget what you initially asked and/or told them.

Bob: "Taylor just snapped me and said yeah she'll go with me"
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."

snapchat amnesia by SometimesHilarious May 30, 2016