Amish Point

When someone does not keep up with popular trends in technology. It usually manifests as a deliberate refusal to embrace new programs or devices. Can also be used as a defiant statement when experiencing difficulty while learning a new technology.

“Why does John still use a flip phone?”
“He’s reached his Amish Point and hasn’t gotten a smart phone. He doesn’t know what he’s missing.” Smh

“I won’t let Windows 10 defeat me. I haven’t reached my Amish Point yet!”

by Summer_Better_Than_Others September 3, 2017

Living Amish

Your life after losing electronics, Ipod, and cell phone privleges after using poor judgement

Hey, why haven't you text me? Dude, I'm living Amish.

by LittleBubba June 13, 2010

Amish Soak

The act of inserting one's penis into a vagina without thrusting. There must be no movement once the penis is inserted. Any movement after insertion will nullify the soak.

I was given an excellent Amish soak by Molly however I sneezed and the soak ended with a cream pie.

by Cjmalloy March 23, 2019

Amish Moon Butter

A sex act where an individual urinates into the anus of an Amish person and then churns it with their phallus

1. Wyd tonight?
2. I'm gonna be making Amish Moon Butter
1. ...

by Secret Spaghetti Locator May 10, 2023

amish shoe

say it out loud "i miss you"

John: Paul I haven't seen you in three months! Amish shoe.
Paul: Amish shoe too

by jjojojoj November 4, 2010

amish blitzkrieg

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.

Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.

by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017

Amish comb over

Embaressing attempt to covertly disguise balding Amish Doctors.

Hey man,did you feel the Amish comb over that came in the room and offered me some narcs?

by Jamarcus Munchkin June 2, 2008