America's Army 3 

A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and believing that everything it does is morally justified.

Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AA3.... America's Army 3????"

(2 months later)

Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"

America's Army 3 by deadaym October 22, 2011

America’s Got COVID 

A spin-off of the TV hit, “America’s Got Talent,” this show has teams of very sick people competing for big prizes by successfully contact tracing to find the source of their Coronavirus infection.

I watched America’s Got COVID the other night and I was crying tears of joy as they narrowed down the possible sources until they hit on this little girl’s grandmother; it was all so exciting and disturbing at the same time!

America’s Got COVID by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

america's next top model 

The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.

The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!

I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.

america's next top model by twistedbabydoll June 27, 2007

america's next top model 

A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.

Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.

And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".

Hence "america's next top model".

But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.

america's next top model characters:

Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!

Talentless model: *thinks for a second*

*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*

Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.

Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.

Thank you!

Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!

america's next top model by r0nn April 26, 2008

america's asshole 

Los Angeles. It only makes sense that if Florida is America's wang, then Los Angeles is America's Asshole.

More Smog in LA? I guess it's fitting that there is so much rotten gas floating out of America's asshole.

america's asshole by TisHimsizzle January 11, 2009

America's Army 

This game is tight. It is free, has incredible graphics (for being free), and is hours and hours of shoot-em-up fun.

Anyone who bitches about it being "corrupt government propaganda" or some bullshit should probably chill out. The game was obviously made as a recruiting tool, but that doesn't stop it from being one of the best FPS out there.

Anyone who bitches about it being not realistic in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE: that's because real war isn't fun. You don't develop a game to be not fun, nobody will play it. (key word here is GAME)

omg our courupt goverment made a propaganda gaem 2 get inocent children to wnat to join teh army and die! boycott americaz armie!!1

Yeah let's boycott a free game, good plan dumbass.

America's Army by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 28, 2005

america's pastime 

a.k.a Baseball. Best sport to see live and to play. Get's the nickname "America's Pastime" due it's popularity and history in the U.S, although it is played all around the world, and many MLB playes are from other countries.

Nothing is better then going to a baseball game on a cool spring day,with the fresh smell of cut grass, getting a hot dog, and just relaxing watching the game. Nothing.

America's pastime= my life

america's pastime by bobmcd1234 October 14, 2007