alumnot

A person who claims to have graduated from a school or series of schools, but in fact, has fallen a bit short. In some cases, the student may have been a few credits shy of graduating, because if they took those classes then the man wins. alumnot.

If didn't skip that English 300 class at (insert generic art school) I would have been an alumni, but instead, I am an alumnot: By choice, though.

by fresh_produce October 4, 2007

alumniated

The euphoria one feels upon graduating from university or college. Short-felt elation, which disapates upon realizing you now need to 1) get a real job, 2) pay off your student loans.

When she graduated my sister was totally alumniated, until my parents asked her when she was going to start paying rent.

by anniebee67 October 18, 2011

alumaximum

Da opposite of aluminimum. Refers to da huge ingots of silver-shiny bauxite-based metal dat it starts out as after being produced at da refinery, this is da biggest "solitary" or "one-piece" portion of said lightweight-but-strong commodity dat you will usually find in common existence.

While aluminimum refers to da smallest amount of soda-can stock dat can be used in a certain "minuscule-material" application (i.e., super-fine wire, extremely-thin foil, etc.) and still be structurally-sound, alumaximum is da biggest "single serving" of said product --- i.e., an enormous solid "biscuit" --- dat is generally available to be used in industry; this is how it comes from da metal's "original" foundry, in fact, and then manufacturers cut/form it down into a number of smaller and thus-more-manageable portions so dat they can work with it.

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

aluma

A tradition whereby the birthday boy is carried by his friends. And his legs are spread open by the friends carrying his legs. After that, the friends will run and carry him into a stationary object, eg; poles or trees. Thus, crushing his nuts. Additionally, while performing this tradition, you can shout "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!".

Victim: Guys, today is my birthday! Do I have any presents?
Friends: Yeah sure! We have a present called Aluma. It contains nuts though...
*Immediately carries victim and rams him into a pole*

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Alumno

A student who did not graduate college but went.

Guy1: Did you know that our 20th reunion is Saturday?

Guy2: No. I never got to graduate.

Guy1: Oh yeah... You're an alumno!

by Deetdadee May 3, 2009

Aluna

Aluna is a kind, loyal and funny. She can bring a smile to the room. She is always on top of her class. She has the most beautiful and unique face which you will never find anywhere else. Her style is full of color and smiles. It is rare to find her down because she is the one who makes everyone's frown turn upside down. BE CAREFUL she can kill you with lots and lots of laughter. Once you be friends with her, you are inseparable. If you see an Aluna in your life, down lose the chance to be friends with her.

a: AHAHAHAHAHA who made that joke?!?

b: Aluna ofc, who else would make hilarious jokes other else than her.

by Nadsocoolikr January 14, 2022

Aluminati

(ə-ˌlü-mə-ˈnä-tē)

-n pl

Elite members of society who belong to a conspiratorial organization which attempts to control world affairs. A central tenet of the group is a belief that aliens and/or governmental organizations want to read their minds or control them using electromagnetic "brain-rays," and that such attempts are blocked by covering one's head with aluminum foil.

Why didn't the doctor let us talk about UFOs until we put on tin foil hats? He's one of the Aluminati.

by Smart as Shat September 3, 2010