alkzheimer's

Booze induced loss of memory and motor function.

His alkzheimer's was flaring up last night; he was calling everybody Stevie and trying to order Jeff Daniels and coke

by Big baad boab February 17, 2024

r/AlzheimersGroup

A group to help people with alzheimers.
I forgor 💀

r/AlzheimersGroup user: "Where is my Grandson?"
exaple person:"You have alzheimers Sir"
r/AlzheimersGroup user:"oh I forgor 💀"
example person:"out of the ordinary I mean"

by GravitationalForceOfJupiter November 21, 2023

Hoodie Alzheimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzheimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024

Wearin' your alzheimers

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time

M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.

by Jbt003 January 29, 2009